One story, Two perspectives...
Mine - I'm just driving to Winco. Calmly. Not really paying attention. When a LARGE cat face spider drops down in front of my face. (There's the Screeeech...) I jump out and the spider fell off my shirt and onto the driver's seat. So I (not so) calmly take off my flip flop and start trying to kill it. Apparently if you try and smash a spider on a padded seat, it will fly through the air and scare your pants off... The spider is now on the door. Thinking a little clearer, and not (quite so) panicked, I decided to shake him off, rather than squish him and have to clean up guts. The spider fell off, almost landing on my flip flop-less foot. (There's the jump back into the car... and the scream...) And off I went to Winco...
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You must be related to Karen, though I doubt she would have even tried to kill the thing---she would have gotten the innocent man in the yard to come do the deed! Glad you survived!
I would have probably just had the heart attack!! Then crashed into the bystander leaving him to only wonder what could have possibly happened to the crazy driver.
Hhaahaha!!! Oh April.. I love you!! I would be like Aunt Karen.
Cat spiders are the scariest looking spiders. Ever. You're a brave woman. I probably would have cried.
You make me laugh! What a great author you are! Glad I wasn't in your "shoes".
April, I LOVE reading your stories. And don't worry, I think a lot of us would've handled the situation similarly.
Love it! Oh and I loved your Mormon.org profile!
Love it! I loved your Mormon.org Profile too!
ha ha ha! awesome. :)
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