Dear Sue...

Dear Sue,

I know that you are my very own person muffin top, but really, must you be so large? I would appreciate it if you would take a less obvious role in my day to day life. I'm not asking you to leave (well, really I am...) If you would just hide a little better... I am also tired of your best friend, Betty, who resides in my rear... I think I would be happy if I could just be me. Alone. No Sue. No Betty. But alas. My muffin top is so large, she's taken on her own name. Perhaps it's all the Christmas baking...